James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Hurricane Dorian Makes Preemptive Strike Against U.S. Nuclear Arsenal

Trump Says Next G-7 Should Be Held in Russian Bathhouse

Bush Says Trump Should Know How to Pronounce ‘Nookular Weapons’ Before He Uses Them on Hurricanes

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The Oval Office First”

Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos Convince White House to Rush Thousands of Rakes to Amazon Headquarters

Trump: “I Didn’t Consider Nuking Hurricanes Because Everyone Knows You Nuke Tornadoes”

Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map

Mexican Government Releases Detailed Audit of How Much They’ve Paid for Trump’s Wall So Far

Trump Hires Goon to Steal Greenland From Denmark and Hide It In the Alamo Basement

Senator Lindsey Graham Demonstrates How Much He’s Willing to Suck Up to Trump

Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies

Trump Calls Domino’s Pizza “The Enemy of the People” for Forgetting His Hot Wing Dipping Sauce

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