James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Pro-Gun Right-Wing Pundit: 284 Mass Shootings in 244 Days ‘Too Soon’ to Talk About Gun Control

White Woman Already Sh***ing Pure Pumpkin Spice

Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar

FBI Report Shows U.S. Needs Just 400 Trillion More Thoughts and Prayers to Reduce Gun Violence

Tucker Carlson’s Dry Cleaner Won’t Return White Sheets Without Claim Ticket

Study Shows 10 Out of 10 People Against Abortion Never Have to Get One

MAGA Supporter Wants to Know Why Twitter’s Algorithm Made Him Tweet Racist, Sexist, Homophobic Content No One Wants to See

Local Moron Doesn’t Understand Difference Between Climate and Weather

Marijuana Overdoses Multiplied By Over 1,000,000% Last Year

Rod Rosenstein Takes Barr’s Phallus Out of His Mouth So He Can Criticise Comey Easier

Poll: Majority Approve of Trump Using Nuclear Missile on Dorian If It’s Headed Toward Mar-A-Lago

Surgeon General: Teens and Pregnant Women Should Avoid Cannabis and Driving Cars Off Bridges

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