James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Shane Gillis Apologizes to All The Good Asians He Does Like. Both Of Them.

Doctors Unsure Barry Berke’s Foot Can Ever Be Extracted from Lewandowski

President Orders DOJ to Investigate Obama For Being Better at Literally Everything Than He Is

White House Counsel Insists Lewandowski Get to Keep Trump’s Toadstool in His Mouth During Entire Hearing

Shane Gillis Fired From SNL But Hired by KKK

Ben Shapiro Just Really Wants to See Justice Kavanaugh’s Dick, Okay?

A Former President Just Endorsed Donald Trump’s Re-Election Bid

President Threatens ‘Any American’ That Doesn’t Vote for Him With Class Action Lawsuit

Trump Says He’ll Build A Wall Around The Country Of ‘Islam’ And Make ISIS Pay For It

Barack Obama Buys and Renames Netflix, Releases List of Its First Three New Shows

Dick Cheney Reminds Trump Saudi Arabia Doesn’t Declare War, He Does

Self-Loathing, Blind, and Deaf Woman Explains Why She’s Still Voting for Donald Trump

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