James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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He Would Rather Be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your Fucking Business

TIME Promises Trump They’ll Name Him “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing C_ _t of the Year” in 2020

Study Confirms Stephen Miller is an Ugly, Racist, Balding C_ _t

Online Petition Requesting CBC Cut Trump Out of “The White House” Reaches 150 Million Signatures

Man Would Rather be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

Jesus Writes Op-Ed In Favor of Removing Trump From Office

McConnell: “Mulvaney Might Have TOO MUCH Evidence That Exonerates the President to Choose From”

Study Confirms Stephen Miller is an Ugly, Racist, Balding Cunt

Trump Orders Additional “K” Added To Hanukkah to “Make Jew Christmas Great Again”

McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow

Tulsi Gabbard Votes “Present” on Bill Condemning Rectal Warts

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