James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Man Sufficiently Apathetic About Crossing Off New Year Resolution To Accept Reality Of Meaningless Existence

Trump Offers to Send Rakes and Paper Towels to Australia In Exchange for Its Electoral College Votes

Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution

He Would Rather Be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your Fucking Business

TIME Promises Trump They’ll Name Him “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing C_ _t of the Year” in 2020

Study Confirms Stephen Miller is an Ugly, Racist, Balding C_ _t

Online Petition Requesting CBC Cut Trump Out of “The White House” Reaches 150 Million Signatures

Man Would Rather be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

Jesus Writes Op-Ed In Favor of Removing Trump From Office

McConnell: “Mulvaney Might Have TOO MUCH Evidence That Exonerates the President to Choose From”

Study Confirms Stephen Miller is an Ugly, Racist, Balding Cunt

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