James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Impeachment Trial Day 2 Summary: Lying Sacks of Shit Spend Day Lying to Protect a Lying Sack of Shit

Woman Unpopular Enough to Lose Winnable Election to Literal Garbage Says Sanders is Unpopular

McConnell Opens Senate Impeachment Trial With Traditional Burning of the Constitution

Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!”

Data Suggests Virginia Rally Largest Gathering of Small Genitals Since Last Trump Family Reunion

McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias

Norwegian Woman Would Never Live In ‘Any S_ _thole Countries’ Without Universal Healthcare

Dear Grandpa and Mom: When Are You Two Going to Stop Fighting?

Trump Invokes “Epstein Loyalty Oath” and Lands Dershowitz for His Impeachment Defense Team

Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie

Law Offices of Hannity, Limbaugh, & Bongino, LLP Offers Its Services to White House for Impeachment Trial

Trump Urges Ivanka “Get Into the Scented Candle Thing” Too

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