James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Norwegian Woman Would Never Live In ‘Any S_ _thole Countries’ Without Universal Healthcare

Dear Grandpa and Mom: When Are You Two Going to Stop Fighting?

Trump Invokes “Epstein Loyalty Oath” and Lands Dershowitz for His Impeachment Defense Team

Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie

Law Offices of Hannity, Limbaugh, & Bongino, LLP Offers Its Services to White House for Impeachment Trial

Trump Urges Ivanka “Get Into the Scented Candle Thing” Too

Trump: “They Better Call The Witnesses Who Can Exonerate Me and Who I’m Forbidding to Testify!”

Smithsonian Publishes Notes From Constitutional Convention Debate Over Presidents Ordering Goons to Stalk Ambassadors

Friends Say Now They Understand Why Vince Vaughn’s Hands Smell Like He Doesn’t Use Toilet Paper to Wipe

Local Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll Ever Be

Bill Barr Pretty Sure Trump Can Order Anyone Killed Any Time, In Any Place, and For Any Reason At All

POLL: Most Americans Hope Sanders and Warren Fans Remember How God Awful Trump Is

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