James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Orders Brad Pitt Sent to Gitmo for ‘Treasonous’ Oscars Speech

Stephen Miller’s Hair Says It Doesn’t See Anything Unnatural or Fake Looking About Trump’s Face

Devin Nunes Assures Trump He Won’t Stop Sucking Him Off Even Though Impeachment Trial Is Over

Draft Dodging, Permanently Impeached Dickwhistle Humiliates Decorated Veteran Because He’s a Vindictive Bitch

Trump Frustrated With Iowa Caucuses Because He Doesn’t Know Who to Have Ukraine Investigate Next

Ted Cruz: “The Democrats Just Learned You Can’t Impeach a Monarch in a Coronation Year”

Racist Old Man: “That Other Racist Old Man Isn’t Really That Racist”

Trump Will Host Summer Kool-Aid Kountry Kookout for Supporters and Congressional Republicans

Permanently Impeached Fat Fuck Sucks Own Dick, Rambles, Whines About Constitution for Room Full of Sycophantic Cultists

Citing Trump’s Impeachment, Son of Sam Requests Retrial With No Witnesses or Documents

Trump Demands President of Utah Investigate Mitt Romney

Trump to Also Give Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Oxycontin and Racism

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