James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Pat Robertson: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’

Pundits: Could The Guy With The Crazy Idea That ‘Rich People Are Doing Okay Enough’ Really Be Elected?

Trump: Space Force Will Build Space Wall

Bloomberg Will Pay You $10,000 to Stop Thinking He’s Trying to Buy The Presidency

Local Feline Entering Rehab After Catnip Fueled $4000 Amazon Shopping Spree

Alabama Teen Sent to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Babies In Her Eye

Incel Warns Left Hand Not to Expect Gifts Because Valentine’s Day Is a ‘Stupid Holiday Invented by Hallmark’

Bill Barr Is Totally Outraged (Wink, Wink) by Trump’s Inappropriate Tweets (Wink, Wink)

Tennessee Democrats Considering a 48-Hour Waiting Period for Erections

Study Shows 85% of Monopoly Money Used to Snort Pixy Stix

President Trump Devastated First Lady Forgot Him On Valentine’s Day Again This Year

Pundit Who Spent 35 Years Turning GOP Into Cult Trump Could Exploit Has Advice On Democratic Nominee

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