James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Federal Reserve Funds $1.5 Trillion in Universal Bank Care

Married Couple Might Get to Fuck Again Some Day

Trump Accuses ‘Mr. Dow Jones’ of Being a Never Trumper

White House Wants Bill Outlawing Abortion After Point Of Erection

Coronavirus Nominated for Best Virus In a Best Actor in a Lead Role

Trump Asks Joint Chiefs If U.S. Can ‘Nuke Coronavirus Like a Hurricane’

Petition to Put Harvey Weinstein In Epstein’s Prison Cell Reaches Six Million Signatures

Trump Boys All Set To Go Bear Hunting on Trip to New York Stock Exchange

12 Pictures of Kittens So Cute You’ll Want to Punch a Nun

Trump Boasts More People Will Die from His ‘Biggest and Best’ Pandemic Than Any Other President’s Pandemic

DNC Says Next Presidential Debate Will Be Bare Chested Brawl Between Biden and Sanders

Trump Now Requires Everyone to Get Coronavirus Test Before Kissing His Ass

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