James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Posts from author

Man Issues Formal Apology to Every Woman He Couldn’t Make Come

Pro-Life Evangelical Christian Explains Why Grandma Has to Die to Save Boeing Stock Prices

Local Cannibal Experiencing COVID-19 Panic

New Treasury Dept Report Estimates How Many Points Dow Goes Up For Every Grandparent’s Death

5 Fun Hospitals For That Perfect Spring Break Getaway

President Trump Grateful Coronavirus Self-Quarantine Doesn’t Preclude Him From ‘Intimate Times’ With The Ones He Loves

President Assures Public Fighting Coronavirus Won’t Keep Him From Trying to Suck His Own Dick

Nickelback Fan Can’t Tell Who’s Socially Distancing Themselves From Him During Coronavirus Quarantine

Parents Wonder When Kids Will Finally Thank Them for Gift of a Fleeting, Worthless Existence

Rep. Kevin McCarthy: “The Democrats Are Playing Politics With Corporate CEO Bonuses Hanging in the Balance”

Screeching, Racist Broom Handle In A Blonde Wig Will Fill In While Tomi Lahren is on Self-Qurantine

Doctors Treating Rand Paul’s Coronavirus With Bootstraps, Thoughts, and Prayers

1...165166167...485 Page 166 of 485