James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Republican: Free College Plans Set America on a ‘Dangerous Path’ to Intelligent People

Gwyneth Paltrow and David Avocado Wolfe Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team

CDC Suggests Chronic Masturbators Replace Regular Lube With Hand Sanitizer

Trump: “Okay You Poor Little Shits, You Get Your Check. Now Go Die for Capitalism.”

Trump Brags That Obama ‘Could Never Have as Many COVIDs’ As He Has

Town Passes Law Allowing You to Shit on TP Hoarders’ Lawns

Trump Will Hold Instagram Live Cross Burning to ‘Make Up For’ Canceled Campaign Rallies

CDC Says Coronavirus Feeds Off Trump’s Ego

Pat Robertson Says COVID-19 is God’s Punishment for Supreme Court’s Marriage Equality Decision

Is Weed Really Safe? Man Smokes Pot, Suffers Lava Burns 36 Hours Later

Country That Can’t Afford Universal Health Care Magically Finds $2 Trillion in Cash Lying Around

Man Issues Formal Apology to Every Woman He Couldn’t Make Come

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