James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Alex Jones Says Trump Administration Can Use Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect Americans

Mike Pence Went Looking for Coronavirus Videos But Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours

Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Trump to Officially Move Easter to June 5th

Pat Robertson Blames Coronavirus on 2015 Supreme Court Gay Marriage Decision

Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus

Trump Says Signing Coronavirus Stimulus Makes Him ‘Pretty Much Really As Heroic As Doctors and Nurses’

Confused Health Guru Contracts COVID-19 Despite Using His Best Turmeric Chakra Cleanse

Trump Tells Gaetz and Nunes to Put On Masks and Gloves Before Licking His Balls

Coronavirus Quarantine Hand Washing Has Man Starting to Enjoy the Feel of Sandpaper on His Junk

Trump Wants To Bring Supporters Into COVID-19 Briefings Because ‘They’re Pretty Much Rallies Anyway’

Trump: Governors Who Give Him State’s Electoral College Votes Get ‘Anything They Need’ to Fight COVID-19

Kellyanne Conway: “The Trump Economy Can Easily Handle 6.6 Million Americans Filing for Alternative Employment”

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