James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Pat Robertson Blames Coronavirus on 2015 Supreme Court Gay Marriage Decision

Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus

Trump Says Signing Coronavirus Stimulus Makes Him ‘Pretty Much Really As Heroic As Doctors and Nurses’

Confused Health Guru Contracts COVID-19 Despite Using His Best Turmeric Chakra Cleanse

Trump Tells Gaetz and Nunes to Put On Masks and Gloves Before Licking His Balls

Coronavirus Quarantine Hand Washing Has Man Starting to Enjoy the Feel of Sandpaper on His Junk

Trump Wants To Bring Supporters Into COVID-19 Briefings Because ‘They’re Pretty Much Rallies Anyway’

Trump: Governors Who Give Him State’s Electoral College Votes Get ‘Anything They Need’ to Fight COVID-19

Kellyanne Conway: “The Trump Economy Can Easily Handle 6.6 Million Americans Filing for Alternative Employment”

Jesus Sees Image of Potato Chip in Bathroom Mirror

NRA President Says Obama Confiscated So Many Guns, Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus

Netflix Announces Tiger King Follow-Up: “Even More Assholes Treating Each Other Like Shit”

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