James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump On Why He Votes By Mail But Doesn’t Want Anyone Else To: “It’s Good to Be President”

Eric Trump Says Mail-In Ballots ‘Unfairly Silence’ Women Voters

Trump Threatens To Withhold Funding From Any State That Lets Democrats Vote

Man Is ‘Blown Away’ How Much ‘It Stinks’ That His Girlfriend Can’t Stop Farting During Quarantine

Obama Gives Biden Access Codes for FEMA Camps and Stockpile of Confiscated Guns

Despite Lack of Rent, Obama Looking for ‘Less Racist and Stupid’ Place to Live

White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine

First Lady Ivanka Trump Signs Publishing Deal for Next Book “Riding Your Dad to Success”

FDA Warns of Newly Discovered Hydroxychloroquine Side-Effect: Permanent Butthole Mouth

Poll: Majority of Americans Hope Taking Hydroxychloroquine is the One Thing Trump Doesn’t Lie About

Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement

MAGA Boy to Explain Why He’s Not In Death Cult After Injecting Lysol & Taking President’s Dick Out of Mouth

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