James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Eric Trump Slashes All the Goodyear Tires on Daddy’s Presidential Limo

Doctors Unsure Obama’s Foot Can Ever Be Removed From Trump’s Asshole

Will Joe Biden Replace the Army With AntiFa Mercenaries? This Man Thinks So.

Retreating to Familiar Territory, Trump Demands Biden’s Birth Certificate

Men’s Rights Activist Demands Wife Bake Cake to Celebrate Anniversary of Male Suffrage

Melania Trump Already Hard at Work Practicing Michelle Obama’s DNC 2020 Speech

Trump Demands Secret Service Arrest Michelle Obama For “Verbally Beating the Living Shit” Out of Him

Biden Campaign Worried They Might Not Win the ‘Injects Self With Bleach’ Vote

She Wants to “Save The Children,” Just Not the Ones in Trump’s Concentration Camps

Palpatine Defends Dismantling Republic Postal Service Less Than Three Months Before Galactic Election

God Apologizes for His “Sloppy Aim”

Trump Wants USPS to Charge Democrats $200 a Stamp Until November 4th

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