James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Warns of Biden’s ‘Reckless Competency and Foolish Planning’

Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

Smoky-Eyed Lying Fuckstick Defends Former Lying Fuckstick Boss in Two ABC Interviews

Smokey Bear’s New Slogan: “Only YOU Give a Shit About Your Baby’s Gender”

Trump Warns That ‘Biden and the Democrats Want to Rip Babies From Their Cages’

Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm

Trump Corrects the Record on Fallen Soldiers: “I Actually Called Them FUCKING Losers”

Trump Says North Carolina Republicans Should Vote Every Day Between Now and Election

Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet Lies It Up Like the Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet She Is

Trans Woman Unsure If JK Rowling Wants Her to Identify With Voldemort or Harry Now

New Report: President’s Doctors Rushed Him to Walter Reed After Detecting Normal Human Brain Activity

FEC Warns Americans to Look Out For Deepfakes That Make Trump Look Competent or Intelligent

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