James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Posts from author

Trump: “The Buck Stops With Bob Woodward”

Trump: “I Didn’t Want to Panic Everyone About the Virus Until I Knew If It Had Brown Skin!”

Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”

Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America

McDitzydick Clarifies: “The President Didn’t Downplay COVID, He Just Played It Down!”

Trump Warns of Biden’s ‘Reckless Competency and Foolish Planning’

Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

Smoky-Eyed Lying Fuckstick Defends Former Lying Fuckstick Boss in Two ABC Interviews

Smokey Bear’s New Slogan: “Only YOU Give a Shit About Your Baby’s Gender”

Trump Warns That ‘Biden and the Democrats Want to Rip Babies From Their Cages’

Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm

Trump Corrects the Record on Fallen Soldiers: “I Actually Called Them FUCKING Losers”

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