James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Newly Discovered Life on Venus Declines Offer to Be Taken to Our Leader

Alabama GOP Outraged ‘Cuties’ Director Didn’t Invite Roy Moore to World Premiere

Convicted Killer Set Free After Showing Up To Sentencing in a Blue Shirt and Badge

Idiot Wants Moron to Moderate Debate With Biden

Man Who Intentionally Wiped Out 200k Americans Outraged Mueller’s Agents Accidentally Wiped Their Phones

Trump Encourages Nation to ‘Never Forget’ 9/11 and ‘Always Forget’ Covid-19

On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to Coronavirus

Trump: “The Buck Stops With Bob Woodward”

Trump: “I Didn’t Want to Panic Everyone About the Virus Until I Knew If It Had Brown Skin!”

Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”

Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America

McDitzydick Clarifies: “The President Didn’t Downplay COVID, He Just Played It Down!”

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