James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Obama Warns Biden Against Tan Suits and Dijon Mustards

Parler Changes Name to “Fecebook”

Obama Sends Trump Pop-Up Book Version of His Memoir

Zuckerberg Says He Can’t Ban Steve Bannon Until He Orders the Killing of At Least 15% of Facebook’s Users

Half of Republicans Think Trump Won Re-election and Santa Claus Will Deliver the Evidence Christmas Eve

Impeached Sore Loser Continues to Pout Like a Bitch

Florida Swamp and New York Dump Finalists for Trump Presidential Library

Trump Assures Ivanka She’ll Always Be His First Lady and Bottom Bitch

Palpatine Demands Death Star Recount, Claims Empire Won the Battle of Yavin

Ben Shapiro’s Wife Tells Him There’s Something ‘Wrong’ With Her Pussy After Watching “Braveheart”

Trump Claims Pfizer and Moderna ‘Had Never Even Heard of Vaccines’ Until He Told Them to Make One

Eric Trump: “You Can Tell The Election Was Rigged Because Daddy Didn’t Win!”

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