James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Assures Ivanka She’ll Always Be His First Lady and Bottom Bitch

Palpatine Demands Death Star Recount, Claims Empire Won the Battle of Yavin

Ben Shapiro’s Wife Tells Him There’s Something ‘Wrong’ With Her Pussy After Watching “Braveheart”

Trump Claims Pfizer and Moderna ‘Had Never Even Heard of Vaccines’ Until He Told Them to Make One

Eric Trump: “You Can Tell The Election Was Rigged Because Daddy Didn’t Win!”

Lying Fuck Reminds America The Constitution Says He’s Not Done Lying To Them Until January 21st, 2021

Biden Supports Recounts So ‘Americans Can Watch Trump Lose As Many Times As He Wants’

Tucker Carlson Asks When Joe Biden Will Take Responsibility for The People Trump Let Die From Covid

Citing Pending Litigation, the Black Knight Refuses to Concede

Biden Legally Changes Middle Name to “Fuck Trump”

Report: Is Donald Trump Gonna Cry About It?

This Big Ol’ Impeached Pile of Whiny Bitch Couldn’t Even Win the Popular Vote Once In Two Tries!

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