James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Hannity Says Trump Is ‘Still the Manliest Sore Loser Cry Baby Bitch’ He’s Ever Known

Gaetz and Jordan Insist Trump Must Have Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’

Jesus H. Christ: “Joel Osteen is a Disgusting Capitalist Fuck Giblet”

Secret Service Will Create a Trail of French Fries Leading Trump Out of White House on January 20th

McEnany: “President Trump Is Entitled to Whine About Being a Loser Right Up Until 11:59 AM on January 20th”

MyPillow Guy Lovingly Fucks Every MyPillow Before It Becomes Your MyPillow

5 Fast Facts About Sidney Powell, The Rat-Faced Scarecrow Attempting to Steal Our Election

Matt Gaetz Pledges to Slur, Stammer, and Drunkenly Stand Behind Trump on January 6th

Trump Tells Ivanka He’s Invoking Marital Law

Here You Go Plebs, Here’s $600. Thanks For the Salary and Healthcare.

Biden Transition Team Serves Trump With Eviction Papers

Ron Johnson Open to $1200 Covid Relief Checks for Russian Citizens

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