James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Mike Pence Will Certify Biden’s Win, But Not Take Trump’s Dong Out of His Mouth First

Biden Says He’ll Nominate Abrams for “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”

Mexico Issues $0.00 Check For Final Wall Payment

Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls

Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Moving Vans

Biden Cancels White House’s Adderall Subscription from Amazon Prime

Trump Wants Congress to Declare Him President of the Confederacy

Trump Already Broke New Year’s Resolution to Not Be a Fucking Moron

Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Movers

Trump Tells His Kids He Expects To Be Called “President Daddy” The Rest of His Life

Stephen Miller Disappointed to Find Out His New Employer Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk

Can Donald Trump Just Park an RV in the White House Driveway for Four Years?

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