James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Ted Cruz Hands Arsonist Gas and Matches and Tells Him to Stop Setting Fire to Stuff

Babies Insist That Babies Get What Babies Want Just Because Babies Want Them

Matt Gaetz Blames Antifa for His Inability to Show Up To Work Sober

FDA Approves New Drug for Patriots Suffering from Insurrectile Dysfunction

3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once

Trump Assures MAGA Nation He’s Not Yet Tired of Winning at Losing

Georgia Runoff Defeats Break Ancient Spell and McConnell’s Dick Turns Back Into Lump of Coal

Mike Pence Will Certify Biden’s Win, But Not Take Trump’s Dong Out of His Mouth First

Biden Says He’ll Nominate Abrams for “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”

Mexico Issues $0.00 Check For Final Wall Payment

Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls

Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Moving Vans

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