James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Rich Guy Taking Six Figure Paycheck From Taxpayers Wonders If Taxpayers Need More Stimulus

For the First Time in Four Years, the President Will Not Honor Victims of the Bowling Green Massacre

Lindsey Graham Insists Conviction in Second Impeachment Won’t Remove Him From Trump’s Rectum

Former President Says His Balls are ‘Really Bigly Missing’ Devin Nunes and Ted Cruz These Days

Mitch McConnell Buys Aunt Jemima Syrup But Puts the Bottle in the Back of the Cart

Ivanka: “Why Would Daddy Excite an Erection When He Knows That’s My Job?”

Rand Paul Tells Chris Wallace It’s Unconstitutional to Do Things That Are in the Constitution

AOC Reiterates She’ll Never Fuck Anyone Who Writes For the Babylon Bee

High Energy Alpha Male Too Chickenshit to Testify Under Oath About the Insurrection He Started

Colin Kaepernick Would Like a Word With Jim Jordan About “Cancel Culture”

Man in MAGA Hat Burning Cross Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’

Americans Shocked to See Rich Middle-Aged White Conservative Woman Pretend She’s a Victim

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