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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever be just a few microns away from Donald Trump's penile flesh?" Sometimes, I have to say, I just cannot believe my luck. I could never have guessed when I woke up yesterday...
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone. That might sound odd to we Americans who have been told all our lives that presidents are not just role models, they represent all of us." Let he who has not...
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Kim Jong-un Purchases Michael Jordan

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Trump Calls NBC Journalist A ‘Libtard’

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Government Now Using Stealth Drones for Chemtrail Operations

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Alabama Supreme Court Rules God is Real-All Citizens Must Obey

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Home Depot Sponsors 129 Miles of Trump’s Border Wall

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Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Area Lake

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Democrats Create First Baby Born Outside the Womb. Immediately Abort It

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Area Woman Asks Jesus to Protect Trump. Jesus Says No

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Criminal Justice

Law Enforcement Under Fire for Controversial Flea Market Stand

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Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

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