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His Plastic Surgeon Told Me Elon’s Pronouns Are “Closet Case”

"...ol' Elon thinks and talks about transgender people's genitals more than...
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Greenlander Would Rather Not Lose Universal Healthcare to Join “Shit Hole” Country

"Why would we want to join a shit hole country that...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Greenland “Would Be Lucky” if Trump Ran It Like One of His Casinos

"...I really think this is one of His Royal Fart-Napper's best...
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Obama Dares Co-Presidents to Attempt His Record for Holding Their Breath Underwater

"...all I'm saying is that I spent eight years in the...
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Saying “Gulf of America” is How Pedophiles Are Identifying Each Other Now

"...I think my old friend Jeff Epstein would get a kick...
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DOGE Hackers Still Unable to Locate Josh Hawley’s Wife’s Clit For Him

"I have someone I can ask to find it for me,...
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Eagles Accept Gavin Newsom’s Invitation to Visit California

"As much as we would have graciously eaten a cold Big...
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I Don’t Need to See Proof of What DOGE Claims. I’m an Idiotic, Bigoted Moron.

"...What kind of person with critical thinking skills would care to...
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Among Rapists, Jesus Nazis, Traitors, and Morons, His Approval Rating Has Never Been Higher

According to polls conducted by prominent conservative outlets like Fox News,...
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Trump Says Jews “Should Never Have Started” the Holocaust With Hitler

"No, that's not antisemitic. All the Jews I keep on my...
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