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How Much Universal Healthcare Could We Get For the Price of One Gaza?

"...maybe I'm not aware of some egg-related benefits to buying Gaza...
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I Voted For Jesus Fascism and All I Got Was My Welfare Frozen!

It was one thing when I was confident the next four...
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Jim Jordan Happy to Give Congressional Spending Power to Trump’s Ballsack

"The simple truth is that between me, Ted Cruz, and Defense...
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How Come The President Didn’t Put His Hand on the Bible to Take His Oath?

Instead of all this conjecture and wondering aloud, maybe I should...
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Is DEI Why Your Family Thinks You’re a Racist Piece of Shit?

You haven't spoken to your youngest child about anything meaningful for...
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Trump Just Ordered Epstein Island Relocated to Gulf of America

"...we can just hook up a couple bungee cords to the...
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Putin Expresses Concern About Incoming American Dictatorship

Moscovia, Kievan Rus’ — Following Donald Trump’s inauguration, Vladimir Putin, pictured above...
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X, Meta, TikTok, Microsoft, Apple Are Hosting Trump’s Balls and Also His Inauguration Parties

A party hosted by Threads will also be going on at...
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Wow! Biden Just Resigned and Kamala Pardoned Trump!

"It gives me great pleasure, Donald, to tell you that." -...
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Facebook Facts: The Time Elon, Mark, Don, and Jeff Went Sailing

WARNING: This story is only true on Facebook, and other parts...
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