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Study of Mitch McConnell’s DNA Might Prove Existence of Racist Sperm

The National Research Labs of America published results of a new...
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A Second Grader Asked DeSantis Where Babies Come From. He Had Her Arrested.

This morning, while visiting an elementary school in Northern Florida, Gov....
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Rich Cultist Smacks Rich Comedian Who Made Joke at the Expense of Rich Cultist Wife

HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA -- Last night, the 94th Annual Academy Awards and...
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Texts Reveal Ginni Thomas Helped Meadows Steal Election and Get Trump’s McDonald’s Order

CBS News and The Washington Post broke the news last night that the...
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Ted Cruz Wants to Know Whether He Can Identify as a Man If He Gets His Balls Back From Trump

If his recent actions are to be taken at face value,...
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Judge Jackson Regrets Not Pre-Insulting Heidi Cruz’s Looks

Now that her confirmation hearings have come to a close, sources...
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Babylon Bee Refuses to Submit to the Woke Mob and Delete N-Word Tweet

The battle between an alleged comedic outlet and one of the...
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Senator Asks Judge Jackson If She’d Give Matt Gaetz a Lighter Sentence

Over the last two days, Federal Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson has...
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Ted Cruz Asks Jackson Why She Helped George Soros Create CRT And If Benghazi Was Involved

Things once more got extremely heated today when Sen. Ted Cruz...
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Area Transphobe Livid He Can’t Force Twitter to Bake His Cake

Kyle Mann is the Editor in Chief of one of the...
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