Yearly Archives: 2022

Florida Bans Teaching Any Pronouns to Any Student at Any Grade Level

https://youtu.be/4f5eSK0bp5s TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Republicans in The Gunshine State have pushed a...

Blackburn Asks Judge Jackson If She’s Seen Senator’s Comb

During her Senate confirmation hearing today, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson was...

Kavanaugh Tells Jackson All Supreme Court Justice Have to Pass a Breathalyzer Before Hearings

This morning, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh emailed Judge Ketanji Brown...

Amy Coney Barrett Says She’ll Welcome Jackson to Supreme Court If Mr. Barrett Says She Can

If Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is confirmed by the U.S. Senate...

Graham: GOP Will Not Treat Jackson Like a Drunken Rapist Like Dems Treated a Drunken Rapist

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the Senate confirmation process for Judge...

Man Starting to Regret His Vote for Hunter Biden’s Laptop

In November of 2020, 45 year old carpenter Johnathan Jackson cast...

Twitter Says Babylon Bee Can Have Its Account Back When It Switches from Hate Speech to Satire

Alleged comedic website The Babylon Bee had access to its Twitter account temporarily...

Florida Nun Unsure If She’ll Be Arrested After Teaching Students About the Immaculate Conception

"It's tough for me to know, legally speaking, if discussing statutory...

Petition to Send MTG to Ukraine So She Can Help Putin Reaches 4 Billion Signatures

Freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene recently appeared on Facebook Live to...

Senator Accidentally Inserts Hot Stock Tip Into Text of Daylight Savings Bill

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A hot stock tip was accidentally inserted into...