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Man Finds Ted Cruz Drowning and Throws Him a Cement Life Preserver

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While it's not clear at this time exactly...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Files Articles of Impeachment Against Bernie Sanders Mitten Memes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Not long before Joe Biden became the 46th...
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No More Diet Cokes or Adderall at the Push of a Button in Biden’s White House

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Amongst the many changes being made in the Oval...
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Radical Leftist Nails Kickflip, Supports Medicare for All

LOS AMIGOS ISQUERDOS, CALIFORNIA -- 22-year old Matt Robin is a...
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My President Inspired an Insurrection and All I Got Were These Lousy Ankle Monitors

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator Dustin Pewpson. Mr....
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Biden Shuts Down Federal Research Into Windmill Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The federal government will no longer be researching...
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McConnell Implores Schumer Not to Wield Power Unapologetically Like He Does

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the last decade or so, Mitch McConnell...
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Devin Nunes Starting to Worry His Mouth is Stuck Like That

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For four years many people in Congressman Devin...
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Palin Donates Half Her Brain to Boebert and Doubles Her Cognitive Capacity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a stunning and unforeseen development, former half-term...
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Closest McDonald’s Franchise to the White House Files Bankruptcy

CAPITOL HILL --  McDonald's general manager, Richard Reid, says with the...
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