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Dr. Joe Rogan, M.D. Leaving Harvard Medical School to Host “Fear Factor” Reboot

FORT SHITTFERBRAYNS, TEXAS -- A lot of Americans might not know...
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He Owns the Libs by Refusing to Wear a Seatbelt or Get Covid Vaccine

"It just makes me feel good to do dumb shit to...
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Biden Makes “Merry Christmas” Illegal Again

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Some on the right have accused President Joe...
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Is Cancel Culture Why Your Grandkids Don’t Laugh at Your Hilarious Racist Jokes Anymore?

Cancel Culture -- it's obviously the most pressing and urgent threat...
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Boy Calls Child Protective Services After Catching Parents Watching Tucker Carlson

SMITHVILLE, GEORGIA -- Two parents are in custody, and authorities in...
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CDC Recommends Covering Tucker Carlson’s Face With Your Fists

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Fox White Supremacist News host Tucker Carlson doesn't...
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Hannity Accuses Biden of Never Paying a Porn Star to Lie About Sleeping With Him

On his radio show today, Fox News host Sean Hannity laced...
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Biden Orders “Capitalism” Removed from U.S. Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The government must remove any and all references...
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After Fauci Reminds Americans Condoms Prevent STDs, Pro-MAGA Patriot Diagnosed With Syphilis

"I don't trust a damn word that comes out of notorious...
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Wow! Even This Literal Braindead Zombie Knows Voter Fraud is a Dog Whistle for Voter Suppression!

He just recently died and came back to life as a brain dead zombie, but even he knows voter fraud is a myth used to excuse racist voting laws.
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