Yearly Archives: 2021

Boy Calls Child Protective Services After Catching Parents Watching Tucker Carlson

SMITHVILLE, GEORGIA -- Two parents are in custody, and authorities in...

CDC Recommends Covering Tucker Carlson’s Face With Your Fists

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Fox White Supremacist News host Tucker Carlson doesn't...

Hannity Accuses Biden of Never Paying a Porn Star to Lie About Sleeping With Him

On his radio show today, Fox News host Sean Hannity laced...

Biden Orders “Capitalism” Removed from U.S. Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The government must remove any and all references...

Wow! Even This Literal Braindead Zombie Knows Voter Fraud is a Dog Whistle for Voter Suppression!

He just recently died and came back to life as a brain dead zombie, but even he knows voter fraud is a myth used to excuse racist voting laws.

Greene Accuses Biden of ‘Wanting to Force You to Eat Plant-Based Bread’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Conservatives all over America are already extremely paranoid...

McConnell: “We Didn’t Pack the Court, We Changed the Rules to Force More Conservatives Onto It”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Constitution and Mitch McConnell were often at...

Entire Population of The Dakotas Shuts Down Single Starbucks to Protest D.C. Statehood

Today, the House of Representatives voted along party lines to advance...

CDC Says Fully Vaccinated Politicians Can Safely Rim Wannabe Autocrats Again

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Many Americans are wondering when life can return...