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I’m a Free Speech Loving Patriot and I Want Talking About Racism in School Outlawed

The following editorial was written by conservative commentator Dustin Pewpson. It...
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Stefanik Promises to ‘Unite The GOP’ Behind Trump’s Claims of Stolen Elections and Injectable Bleach

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Some day very soon, Rep. Elise Stefanik (Q-NY)...
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McCarthy: Cheney ‘Still Has Time’ to Pay for Sex with Minors and Get Back on GOP’s Good Side

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The vultures are beginning to circle Rep. Liz...
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Amazon Delivered Crates of Crayons to Mar-A-Lago for Trump to Write Memoir

FAR-TA-LAGO, FLORIDA -- Sources close to the situation in Florida are...
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Tinder Starts Parlr, a Dating Service for Morons

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Tinder has become one of the...
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Exclusive: Doctor Says He Made DeSantis in a Lab Using Trump’s Shmegma

LAKE DILDOAH, FLORIDA -- Just over an hour ago, standing in...
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Why Are People More Willing to Collect Unemployment Than The Slave Wages My Company Offers?

Editor's Note: The following was written by entrepreneur and NRN contributor...
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Substack Debuts Adult Content Section Featuring Greenwald Sucking His Own Dick

"Of course, he'll have to probably have to go on Tucker's...
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Facebook Rolls Out Middle Finger Reaction for Ted Cruz’s Posts

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook will add a brand new...
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Hawley Says He Spread ‘The Big Alternative Fact’ But Not The Big Lie

"The whole notion of a Big Lie is just some left-wing,...
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