Yearly Archives: 2021

Local Crybaby Moron Still Thinks He’s Going to be President in August

MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA -- A local resident of the area is, according...

Gohmert Asks If Earth’s Orbit Can Be Changed If He Gets Out and Pushes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his congressional career, Rep....

Boebert Introduces Bill Honoring Victims of 7/11 and the Bowling Green Massacre

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) hasn't done much...

Biden Tells Space Force to Stop Pointing Telescope at Ivanka’s Bedroom

President Joe Biden ordered Space Force to "immediately reposition" a massive...

New Petition Asks Jeff Bezos to Take Donald Trump and Ted Cruz into Space With Him

Jeff Bezos, founder and CEO of Amazon, announced recently that he...

Greene: “It’s a Waste of Time to Investigate Why Antifa Dressed as MAGA and Stormed the Capitol”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-MAGA) told reporters this...

Hannity: “How Long Before Biden Starts Caring About His Twitter Follower Count Like a Patriot?”

Fox News host and Media Monthly's "Sexiest Fuckwit Alive" for 1999 Sean...

Gaetz Turned Down for High School Softball Coaching Job

LAKE EPSTEIN, FLORIDA -- Embattled Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-Neverland Ranch) announced...