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Stephen Miller Will Celebrate First Ever Juneteenth With ‘Ceremonial Trump T-Lighting’

BEDFORD FORREST LAKE, FLORIDA -- When President Joe Biden signed a...
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Man Says He Would Not Have Pissed on McConnell Had He ‘Known Mitch Was On Fire’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, both Senate Minority...
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Mexico Offers to Pay to Upgrade Texas’ Electrical Grid

When former one-term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump left office,...
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MAGA Supporter Thinks Juneteenth is the Day Trump Will Be Reinstated

STUPIDVILLE, FLORIDA -- Will Palumbicci is a 34 year old out...
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Greene Accuses FBI Agents of Dressing Like Antifa Disguised as MAGA on January 6th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former one term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald Trump...
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Trump Will Have His Own Summit With Putin Once He’s Reinstated on August 43rd

Contrary to reporting in other outlets today, former one-term, twice-permanently impeached...
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Trump Asks Biden How Putin Was Looking These Days and If He’s Seeing Anyone Else

The President of the United States held his first face-to-face summit...
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Tucker Carlson Claims FBI Was Behind January 6th, Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and Obama’s Tan Suit

Last night, Tucker Carlson told his Fox News audience, without providing...
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Trump Mocks Biden for Not Being Invited to One of Putin’s ‘Yellow Parties’

This morning, President Joe Biden and Russian President Vladimir Putin held...
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Boebert: If COVID-19 Came From Lab Leak, Trump Isn’t An ‘Incompetent Idiot Who Let 400k Americans Die’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional Republicans have been stepping up their anger...
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