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COVID-19’s Delta Variant Will Officially Sponsor All Future Trump Rallies

Donald Trump's SuperPAC has reached a deal that will, according to...
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Stupid Fuck Rants In Front of Crowd of Stupid Fucks From Ohio

WELLINGTON, OHIO -- One of his staffers called it a "return...
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Cruz: America Needs a President ‘Who Can Think Outside the Constitution Again’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, former President Trump held a rally...
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Mitch McConnell Named Oncology Magazine’s ‘Cancer of the Millennium’

Throughout his lengthy career in politics, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell...
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Petition to Draft Tucker Carlson and Send Him to Afghanistan Reaches 200 Million Signatures

More than 200 million Americans have signed a new petition, asking...
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Alien Confirms UFO Report But Denies Report MTG is of His Species

For decades, Americans have wondered about what evidence about unidentified flying...
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Local McDonald’s Offering Free Small Fry to Anyone Applying for Poverty Wage Job

DICK'S CREST, CALIFORNIA --  The local McDonald's franchise is, as their...
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DNA Test Proves Lahren and McEnany Came From Same Sewage Plant as Coulter and Ingraham

Results from a recently conducted DNA test indicate that four of...
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Don’t Go To Sleep Before Checking Under Your Bed for Antifa, Cancel Culture, and Critical Race Theory

If you're one of the millions of Americans who is still...
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Giuliani: Trump Will Will Be Reinstated on August 33rd and Force NY Bar to Readmit Him

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former New York City Mayor Rudy...
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