Yearly Archives: 2021

Mostly Bulls*it OpinionsTotally Bulls*it News
Totally Bulls*it News

Barr Was So Angered by Trump’s Election Lies He Almost Regretted All the Lies He Told for Trump

Americans who believed that former Attorney General William Barr was not...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

I Don’t Know What Critical Race Theory Is, But I Know You’re Racist For Talking About It

The following editorial was written by conservative commentator and aide to...
Dustin Pewpsin -
Totally Bulls*it News

COVID-19’s Delta Variant Will Officially Sponsor All Future Trump Rallies

Donald Trump's SuperPAC has reached a deal that will, according to...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Stupid Fuck Rants In Front of Crowd of Stupid Fucks From Ohio

WELLINGTON, OHIO -- One of his staffers called it a "return...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Cruz: America Needs a President ‘Who Can Think Outside the Constitution Again’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, former President Trump held a rally...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Mitch McConnell Named Oncology Magazine’s ‘Cancer of the Millennium’

Throughout his lengthy career in politics, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Petition to Draft Tucker Carlson and Send Him to Afghanistan Reaches 200 Million Signatures

More than 200 million Americans have signed a new petition, asking...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Alien Confirms UFO Report But Denies Report MTG is of His Species

For decades, Americans have wondered about what evidence about unidentified flying...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Local McDonald’s Offering Free Small Fry to Anyone Applying for Poverty Wage Job

DICK'S CREST, CALIFORNIA --  The local McDonald's franchise is, as their...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

DNA Test Proves Lahren and McEnany Came From Same Sewage Plant as Coulter and Ingraham

Results from a recently conducted DNA test indicate that four of...
James Schlarmann -
1...383940...89Page 39 of 89

Past Posts

© James Schlarmann All Material is Satirical