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Whiny Snowflake Troll Suing Twitter and Facebook for Having Rules He Refused to Follow

DIPPSHITT, NEW JERSEY -- In front of a small group of...
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Fauci Says He’s Never Heard of a Virology Lab in Any Crossfit Gym

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) wants Americans...
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Fox Weather Looking for Meteorologists Who Can Explain Why Antifa Causes Hurricanes

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- People who hate the mainstream, corporate...
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Mike Lindell Starts “MyCrackPipe”

LAKE AMPHETAMINE, MINNESOTA -- During a press conference held from his...
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God: “No Other Gods Before Me Applies to Flags Too”

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway confirmed for afterlife...
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New Poll: 60% of Republicans and 100% of Morons Back Trump in 2024

In American history, few men have lost a presidential election only...
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Mike Lindell: A Man Named Ben Gozzi Told Him Trump Would Be Reinstated August 13th

On August 13th, 2021, former President Donald Trump, who has never...
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Sha’Carri Richardson Suspended After Testing Positive for Snack Enhancing Drug

Olympic sprinter Sha'Carri Richardson will miss her signature 100-meter dash event...
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Olympic Swimmer Not Kicked Off Team After Showing to Up Practice Drunk

LAKE HOOCH, FLORIDA -- 27-year-old Olympic swimmer Ryan McGee will not...
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A Complete List of Every Obama Company Under Criminal Indictment

Yesterday, Americans awoke to the news that one of their former...
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