Yearly Archives: 2021

Which Beloved Racist Mascot Are You Going to Literally Murder Next, Libs?

Editor's Note: The following op-ed was written by conservative commentator and...

GOP Leadership: Pelosi ‘Bears Responsibility’ for Jan 6th For Not Declaring Trump King

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A handful of House Republicans in leadership positions...

Greene Establishes August 35th Committee to Investigate Why Trump Hasn’t Been Reinstated Yet

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, the highly-anticipated and much-delayed congressional investigation...

Biden Asks Greene for Input on Space Force Laser Project

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden announced today that Space Force...

The Moron League of America Expels Marjorie Greene Over Anti-Vaxxer Comments

The longest-running association of morons has officially expelled a sitting member...

Tucker Carlson Wants to Get One More COVID-19 Vaccine Before He Endorses Them

Fox News host and sentient toilet film Tucker Carlson told his...

Boebert: “It Would Violate My Hippopotamus Rights to Tell You If I Got the Democrat Hoax Vaccine”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elected Republicans spent most of 2020 defending, propping...

Publishers Worry MAGAs Are Too Illiterate to Buy Trump’s Memoir

Publishers who might normally be champing at the bit to obtain...

Patriotic American Rooting For Socialist Countries to Beat U.S. Women’s Soccer Team

WHISTLING DICK LAKE, FLORIDA -- 34-year-old Marcus Palumbo is a self-described...