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Jesus Now Requires a Vaccine Passport to Enter Heaven

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- If you're going to die soon,...
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Cuomo to Resign and Focus on 2024 Run with Bill Cosby as VP

ALBANY, NEW YORK -- In a surprise development, embattled New York...
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DeSantis Signs Order Making It Illegal to Care About COVID Within Florida State Lines

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) had a unique idea...
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Greene Won’t Wear a Mask Because It Gets in the Way of the Feed Bag

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman congressterrorist Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is not...
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CDC Updates Guidance on Covering Your Face With Trump’s Ass to Avoid COVID-19

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Last year, at one point the Centers for...
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Mike Lindell Drops Fox News Ads to Promote MyPillow at Gun Shows and Klan Rallies Instead

Mike Lindell is still feuding with Fox News, angry that the...
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Greene: January 6th Was Just Locker Room Treason

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) told reporters...
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Are You a Victim of Tyranny, or Being Politely Urged to Get a Life Saving Vaccine?

The COVID-19 delta variant is raging throughout America, and particularly in...
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Trump Pushed FDA to ‘Just Say Big Macs Make You Skinnier’

With each passing day, the American public finds out a little...
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Satan Issues Mask Mandate for Unvaccinated MAGAs

HELL, ETERNITY -- Bob "Satan" McGee has issued a new mask...
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