Yearly Archives: 2021

Arts & EntertainmentBusinessConservative MediaCriminal JusticeEconomyFood and DiningHistoryImmigration
Arts & Entertainment

Dave Chapelle’s Therapist Confident She’ll Send Her Kids to Ivy League Schools

We can't reveal her real name, but recently one of our...
James Schlarmann -
Criminal Justice

Greene Vows to ‘Never Rest’ Until She Finds Who Dropped a House On Her Sister’s Head

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, freshman Congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA)...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Jon Gruden Just Behind Trump in New 2024 GOP Poll

Racist and homophobic emails from nearly a decade ago have cost...
James Schlarmann -
Conservative Media

Hannity Demands Full Audit of 1860 Presidential Election

Fox News host Sean Hannity told his radio audience today that...
James Schlarmann -
Science & Medicine

William Shatner Boldly Goes Where No Other Over-Actor Has Gone Before

Today, 90-year-old William Shatner boarded one of billionaire Jeff Bezos' Blue...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Oklahoma Man Extradited to Texas After Being Caught Spanking It in Dallas

GILEAD COUNTY, TEXAS -- Officials with the Texas State Sex Fluid...
James Schlarmann -
Science & Medicine

“Small Government” Governor Dictates to Private Companies What They Can Do About COVID-19

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- "Herp derp! Me small government conservative! Me hate...
James Schlarmann -
MAGA News

Brandon Goes to the White House, Confirms Biden is Still Trump’s President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It finally happened. After a couple of weeks...
James Schlarmann -
Criminal Justice

Is It Illegal to Accuse Someone of Being a Communist If I Don’t Know What Communism Is?

I have a very important question to ask all of you...
James Schlarmann -
The Democrats

Biden Tells Engineers They Can Reinstall White House Ramps and Stairs Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has authorized White House engineers...
James Schlarmann -
1...141516...89Page 15 of 89

Past Posts

© James Schlarmann All Material is Satirical