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Dave Chapelle’s Therapist Confident She’ll Send Her Kids to Ivy League Schools

We can't reveal her real name, but recently one of our...
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Jon Gruden Just Behind Trump in New 2024 GOP Poll

Racist and homophobic emails from nearly a decade ago have cost...
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Hannity Demands Full Audit of 1860 Presidential Election

Fox News host Sean Hannity told his radio audience today that...
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William Shatner Boldly Goes Where No Other Over-Actor Has Gone Before

Today, 90-year-old William Shatner boarded one of billionaire Jeff Bezos' Blue...
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Oklahoma Man Extradited to Texas After Being Caught Spanking It in Dallas

GILEAD COUNTY, TEXAS -- Officials with the Texas State Sex Fluid...
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“Small Government” Governor Dictates to Private Companies What They Can Do About COVID-19

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- "Herp derp! Me small government conservative! Me hate...
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Brandon Goes to the White House, Confirms Biden is Still Trump’s President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It finally happened. After a couple of weeks...
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Is It Illegal to Accuse Someone of Being a Communist If I Don’t Know What Communism Is?

I have a very important question to ask all of you...
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Biden Tells Engineers They Can Reinstall White House Ramps and Stairs Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has authorized White House engineers...
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Native Spends Columbus Day Telling Americans to Go Back Where They Came From

FALLBROOK, CALIFORNIA -- Tommy Curro, a member of the Pala Native...
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