Yearly Archives: 2021

Is Your Junk Sounding and/or Looking a Lot Like Ted Cruz? You Might Have This STD.

A tale as old as time -- sexually transmitted diseases. Let's face...

White House Wants Sinema to Tell Them How Much Attention She Needs to Act Like a Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If President Joe Biden wants his bold new...

No, I’m Not Dressed as Marjorie Taylor Greene for Halloween. I’m Just a Horse.

Look, you'll have to look far and wide for someone who...

Hell Does Not Welcome Colin Powell as a Liberator

HELL -- When recently deceased former Secretary of State and Chairman...

Boebert Demands to Know Why FDA Still Hasn’t Approved Bleach Injection Booster

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) counts herself among some...

Nicki Minaj Says Her Cousin’s Friends Balls Are Southwest Pilots Who Walked Out Over Vaccines

One of MAGA America's favorite experts on the moisture level of...