Yearly Archives: 2020

Trump Campaign Buys Hundreds of Thousands of Tiki Torches in Anticipation of Rally Crowd Sizes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's re-election campaign issued a financial...

Bloomberg Offers $500 to Any Voter Who Lets Him Stop and Frisk Them

FORT OLIE GARK, SOUTH CAROLINA -- At a campaign stop in...

Barr: DOJ Wants to Give Roger Stone Credit for Time Served Under Trump’s Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr wrote a letter to...

Trump Appoints Giuliani as DOJ’s New Director of Democrat Investigations

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Attorney General William Barr admitted that...

WDC Launching ‘Disney-‘ Streaming Service for Customers With Trump Level IQs

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- At this point, a couple of months since...

Gabbard Not Ruling Out Turd Party Candidacy

MOSSY COW, NEW HAMPSHIRE -- Alleged Democrat Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard told...

Illinois Nazis Re-Endorse Donald Trump for President

Donald Trump racks up another endorsement.

Trump’s Budget Seeks Additional $2T For “Hamberders, Covfefe, and Golf Trips”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration released its 2020 budget proposal...