Yearly Archives: 2020

President Trump Devastated First Lady Forgot Him On Valentine’s Day Again This Year

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's Valentine's Day today, but that doesn't mean...

Pundit Who Spent 35 Years Turning GOP Into Cult Trump Could Exploit Has Advice On Democratic Nominee

For thirty-five years, William G. Williamson has written op-ed columns for...

Hillary Clinton Offers to Represent Roger Stone at Future Parole Hearings

LAKE FOREST, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State and 2016...

5 Reasons You Should Not Vote for Bernie Sanders

Should you vote for Bernie Sanders? We have no clue. Seriously....

Middle-Aged Man Should Probably Be Better at Fucking By Now

LAGO DEL FLACIDO, CALIFORNIA -- Skip Languido is a 42 year...

Trump Campaign Buys Hundreds of Thousands of Tiki Torches in Anticipation of Rally Crowd Sizes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's re-election campaign issued a financial...

Bloomberg Offers $500 to Any Voter Who Lets Him Stop and Frisk Them

FORT OLIE GARK, SOUTH CAROLINA -- At a campaign stop in...

Barr Officially Renames DOJ the “Donald Trump’s Department of Trumpian Justice as Long as Trump Agrees”

WASHINGTON, D.C -- This morning, the President of the United States...

Barr: DOJ Wants to Give Roger Stone Credit for Time Served Under Trump’s Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr wrote a letter to...