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McEnany Reportedly in Talks to Join New Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The chips have all fallen into place, and...
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Criminal Justice

Last Week, Ted Cruz Met With Trump’s Balls for a Supreme Court Argument Strategy Sesh

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Supreme Court of the United States will...
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Food and Dining

Stephen Miller Plans to Go from Working at the White House to Working at a White Castle

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whenever a presidential administration comes to a close,...
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MAGA News

Mike Pence Plans to Leave D.C. and Move In Next Door to Trump’s Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While most Americans have been keeping a close...
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Lifestyle

Dr. Jill Biden Prescribes Wall St. Journal Opinion Writer ‘1000mg of Shut Your Pie Hole’

This past weekend, social media was abuzz after The Wall Street Journal published...
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MAGA News

Trump Demands Electoral College Make Joe Biden Repeat His Senior Year

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Electoral College meets today to officially declare...
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U.S. Politics

Supreme Court Rules the Constitution Still Takes Precedence Over Presidential Egos

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, the Supreme Court put what could...
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MAGA News

Supreme Court Decides: ‘Fuck Trump’s Feelings’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In three days, the Electoral College will meet...
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MAGA News

Trump’s Lawyers Ask Supreme Court to Declare His Hands and Genitals ‘Normal’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The outgoing president isn't done filing lawsuits with...
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Arts & Entertainment

TIME Magazine Names Trump ‘Sore Loser Crybaby Bitch of the Year’

This week, TIME Magazine named President and Vice-President-elect Joe Biden and...
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