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U.S. Politics

5 Fast Facts About Sidney Powell, The Rat-Faced Scarecrow Attempting to Steal Our Election

For the last six weeks, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani...
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MAGA News

Matt Gaetz Pledges to Slur, Stammer, and Drunkenly Stand Behind Trump on January 6th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On January 6th, 2021, Congress will meet to...
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MAGA News

Trump Tells Ivanka He’s Invoking Marital Law

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outgoing lame duck one-term permanently impeached President Donald...
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Economy

Here You Go Plebs, Here’s $600. Thanks For the Salary and Healthcare.

The following editorial was written by Speaker of the House Nancy...
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U.S. Politics

Biden Transition Team Serves Trump With Eviction Papers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the Biden transition team officially served outgoing...
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Economy

Ron Johnson Open to $1200 Covid Relief Checks for Russian Citizens

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell spoke from the...
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MAGA News

Mike Flynn Says Trump Can Remain Президент навсегда

MOSCOW, RHODE ISLAND -- Pardoned traitor against the United States, General...
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Science & Medicine

Pence Told Reporters He’s Been ‘Poked By Enough Guys’ Before Not to Be Nervous About Coronavirus Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, wearing a short-sleeved, plaid print button-up...
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The Democrats

Biden Promises to Only Pack the Supreme Court With Two Obamas

DELAWARE -- The subject of "packing" the Supreme Court came up...
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MAGA News

Jim Jordan Wonders if There’s a Connection Between Benghazi, Hillary’s Kill List, Biden’s Election Cheating

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If it doesn't involve college wrestlers in his...
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