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Experts Weigh-In: Can Trump Just Sit in an RV Parked in the White House Driveway for Four Years?

If there has been one thing that has been complete, undeniable...
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Adorable! The Trump Boys Have Started Calling Joe Biden “Daddy”

All or part of this story was first published on The Political...
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Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count

This man is Senator Josh Hawley. He's a Republican, and he...
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Trump Signs Executive Order Delaying the Start of 2021 By Four Years

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On November 3rd, 2020, Donald Trump lost his...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Why Would My Crack Pipe Lie About Biden Cheating?”

FORT MOROHN, GEORGIA -- Representative-elect Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of...
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McEnany Hired By Nation’s Leading Fertilizer Company

This story was first published by our sister publication, Alternative Facts. When...
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Trump Wants U.S. Treasury to Print a ‘Few Million Dollars He Can Leave the White House With

This story was published first by our sister site, Alternative Facts, and...
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Biden Hires Non-Profit Movers to Get Trump’s Belongings Out of The White House

This story contains original reporting from our sister publication, NotReally.News, and...
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Trump Consoles Himself By Looking Forward to Less Time With ‘Homewrecker’ Jared Kushner

This story first appeared on Alternative Facts. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that...
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Gaetz and Jordan: Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really...
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