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Food and Dining

McDonald’s Debuted New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the federal government entering its fourth week...
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Immigration

Trump Offers Dems Border Wall Compromise of Giant Retractable Dome

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- With the government shut down for over two...
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Business

Burger King Preps 60,000 Mexican Replacement Robots

Miami, FL -- Burger King Corporation announced today that it plans...
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Lifestyle

Men’s Rights Activist Vows to Never Shave Cousin’s Genitals with Gillette Razor Again

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins is angry...
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Totally Bulls*it News

Mexico Offers to Pay Furloughed U.S. Workers’ Salaries

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO - -The President of Mexico has officially offered...
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Business

McDonald’s Debuted Their New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the federal government entering its fourth week...
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Science & Medicine

27 People Missing & Presumed Dead in Flat Earth Expedition

Ushuaia, Argentina -- 24 flat earth researchers and 3 crew members have...
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MAGA News

Trump Asks Legal Team if Sitting Presidents Can Be Indicted or Impeached During Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has directed his sizable legal...
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Conservative Media

Ben Shapiro Breaks World’s Fastest Bumper Sticker Reading Record

Los Angeles, CA -- During the 16th annual SoCal Rapid-Read, a...
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Lifestyle

Gated Communities Discovered to be Massive Secret Government Social Experiment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Under the Freedom of Information Act, or FOIA,...
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