Yearly Archives: 2019

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Trump Asks Legal Team if Sitting Presidents Can Be Indicted or Impeached During Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has directed his sizable legal...
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Ben Shapiro Breaks World’s Fastest Bumper Sticker Reading Record

Los Angeles, CA -- During the 16th annual SoCal Rapid-Read, a...
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Gated Communities Discovered to be Massive Secret Government Social Experiment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Under the Freedom of Information Act, or FOIA,...
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Special Report: Russian Schools Training Trolls to Misspell Like Average Americans

Saint Petersburg, Russia -- The Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation...
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China Taunts Trump: Our Wall is Thicker, Longer, Harder

Beijing, China -- In a provocative move designed to get under...
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Asshole Itching to Give All His Asshole Opinions

THE SHITE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- From within his gated community, sitting...
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Don Jr. Explains Why ‘Walls Work’ and Why 6 Six Trillion Illegal Mexicans Come Over Ours Every Second

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son and...
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Trump to Shoot Somebody on Fifth Avenue to Celebrate MLK Day

Washington, D.C. -- President Trump casually mentioned that he plans on...
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Freshman Democrat Offers Trump Thoughts and Prayers Instead of a Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the numerous new Democratic members of...
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Disneyland to Introduce First, Second, and Steerage Class Tickets

ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA -- When Disney announced that they would be dramatically...
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