Yearly Archives: 2019

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Tom Brady: Promise of Cold White House Hamberder Buffet Inspired Super Bowl XLIII Performance

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- With Super Bowl XLIII in the books, and...
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Area Woman Asks Jesus to Protect Trump. Jesus Says No

Topeka, KS -- Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas prays daily for...
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Mitt Romneytron First Android to Endorse Howard Shultzbot’s Campaign

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Mitt Romneytron (R-UT) shocked the world today...
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Law Enforcement Under Fire for Controversial Flea Market Stand

Phoenix, AZ -- Arizona drug enforcement officials from Nogales, Arizona are...
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Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump Jr. Teaming Up to Start Chronic Jizz Face Charity

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This week on his podcast, Fox...
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God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign

HEAVEN -- God has issued a statement distancing herself from the...
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Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon

Washington, D.C. -- There's something about Donald Trump's former Chief Strategist...
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Facebook to Ban All Flat Earth Groups

4,000 Feet Below Sea Level -- In a rare tweet from...
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MAGA Supporter Unable to Read Trump Tweet on Bible Literacy in Schools

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- For years, Jethro Bohiggins has politely...
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Muppet Caravan Headed Towards Sesame Street

New York, NY -- Throwing their hat into Caravan craze, childhood...
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