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MAGA News

Trump Still Memorizing State Names Ahead of SOTU Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources in the White House are indicating that...
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MAGA News

President’s Plane Renamed “Air Force Individual-1”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's aircraft has been officially rechristened. "Because...
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MAGA News

Tom Brady: Promise of Cold White House Hamberder Buffet Inspired Super Bowl XLIII Performance

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- With Super Bowl XLIII in the books, and...
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MAGA News

Area Woman Asks Jesus to Protect Trump. Jesus Says No

Topeka, KS -- Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas prays daily for...
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Totally Bulls*it News

Mitt Romneytron First Android to Endorse Howard Shultzbot’s Campaign

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Mitt Romneytron (R-UT) shocked the world today...
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Criminal Justice

Law Enforcement Under Fire for Controversial Flea Market Stand

Phoenix, AZ -- Arizona drug enforcement officials from Nogales, Arizona are...
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Science & Medicine

Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump Jr. Teaming Up to Start Chronic Jizz Face Charity

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This week on his podcast, Fox...
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Religion

God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign

HEAVEN -- God has issued a statement distancing herself from the...
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Lifestyle

Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon

Washington, D.C. -- There's something about Donald Trump's former Chief Strategist...
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Tech

Facebook to Ban All Flat Earth Groups

4,000 Feet Below Sea Level -- In a rare tweet from...
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