Yearly Archives: 2019

God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign

HEAVEN -- God has issued a statement distancing herself from the...

Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon

Washington, D.C. -- There's something about Donald Trump's former Chief Strategist...

Facebook to Ban All Flat Earth Groups

4,000 Feet Below Sea Level -- In a rare tweet from...

MAGA Supporter Unable to Read Trump Tweet on Bible Literacy in Schools

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- For years, Jethro Bohiggins has politely...

Muppet Caravan Headed Towards Sesame Street

New York, NY -- Throwing their hat into Caravan craze, childhood...

Hillary Clinton Leaves Voicemail for Roger Stone Apologizing That Her Emails Got Him Locked Up

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton...

White House Doctors Unsure When Pelosi’s Foot Can Be Removed from Trump’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, White House medical...

Chemtrail Learning Center Expands Into Amusement Park

Seattle, WA -- The Washington State-based Evergreen Chemtrail Learning Center (ECLC)...

Hillary Clinton Circling Home of Roger Stone Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’

FLORIDA -- In the pre-dawn hours this morning, the FBI raided...

Klansman Doesn’t Want You Judging His Son Just Because He Wears a White Hood

BEDFORD FORREST, KENTUCKY -- In the green, lush hills of his...