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Trump Tells Secret Service to Investigate Pelosi’s ‘Threatening Sarcastic Clapping’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald Trump gave the second...
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Weezer Will Drop Album Full of Music Recorded by Other Artists Late This Year

CUOMO RIVER, CALIFORNIA -- Rock band Weezer is set to release...
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We Obtained a Leaked Transcript of Trump’s State of the Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Through a completely unforeseen chain of events, this...
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Trump Still Memorizing State Names Ahead of SOTU Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources in the White House are indicating that...
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President’s Plane Renamed “Air Force Individual-1”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's aircraft has been officially rechristened. "Because...
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Tom Brady: Promise of Cold White House Hamberder Buffet Inspired Super Bowl XLIII Performance

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- With Super Bowl XLIII in the books, and...
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Area Woman Asks Jesus to Protect Trump. Jesus Says No

Topeka, KS -- Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas prays daily for...
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Mitt Romneytron First Android to Endorse Howard Shultzbot’s Campaign

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Mitt Romneytron (R-UT) shocked the world today...
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Law Enforcement Under Fire for Controversial Flea Market Stand

Phoenix, AZ -- Arizona drug enforcement officials from Nogales, Arizona are...
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Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump Jr. Teaming Up to Start Chronic Jizz Face Charity

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This week on his podcast, Fox...
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