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Trump: It’s ‘Treasonous’ That Andrew McCabe and Others Put Country Ahead of Loyalty to Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An explosive new "60 Minutes" interview and a...
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Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro Locked in Bitter Custody Battle Over Shared Brain Cell

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Today, papers were filed in New...
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Leaked: Former White House Communication Director Caught With His Hand In A Mooch

Air Force One -- A two-year old leaked White House pool...
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Putin Confirms Senate Intel Committee ‘Won’t Ever Find the Direct Evidence’ of Collusion With Trump Campaign

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- This week, Senator Richard Burr of the Senate...
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Trump Says He Saw ‘Hundreds of Thousands’ of White Hoods at El Paso Rally

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite local El Paso fire department officials denying...
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On Lincoln’s 210th Birthday Trump Puts Jefferson Davis on Flip Side of Penny

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today marks Abraham Lincoln's 210th birthday, and President...
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MAGA Boy Pretty Sure He Can Insult His Way into AOC’s Stupid Commie Pants

RICCI RIVER, NEW JERSEY -- If there's one thing that 35...
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South Park Creators to Produce Jade Helm 2020: The Musical

Los Angeles, CA -- South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey...
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Liam Neeson On Shortlist for Trump’s Chief of Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Chief of Staff position in the Trump...
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Trump Promises Mexico Will Pay for His Executive Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Days ago, Axios reported that President Donald Trump spends the...
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