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God Orders Recall of Bibles Autographed by Trump

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway has announced an...
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Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For years, the Republican Party has been behind...
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Disney Declined To Buy Fox News Because They Can’t Afford Upkeep On Six Fantasylands

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA -- In late 2017, in a deal worth more...
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McCain Leads Trump in Early 2020 Polling

In a new poll that was just published, the late Senator...
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Trump Challenges John McCain to Fist Fight

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the last several days, President Donald Trump...
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Poll: Trump Approval Rating 89% Among People Who Use Telegraphs

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The subject of President Donald Trump's approval ratings...
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Mr. Ivanka Trump Continues His Twitter Feud With Mr. Crypt Keeper

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The entirety of alleged billionaire Mr. Ivanka Trump's...
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President Demands Facebook and Twitter Force Users to Like Garbage Civilized People Don’t Want to Read

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is part of a group...
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Hillary Clinton Assures Beto O’Rourke DNC Forcing Him on Everyone is Winning Strategy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- On leftover official Democratic National Committee...
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Obama Autographs Woman’s No-Cost Mammogram She Got Through ACA

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS --  When President Donald Trump visited areas of Alabama...
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