Yearly Archives: 2019

Anonymous White House Staffer Says President Concerned First Lady ‘Only Blows Sometimes’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous, extremely highly placed contact within the...

Barr Writes Four Page Summary of Book of Genesis Exonerating God for Great Flood

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr held a press conference...

Trump Has Taco Bell Delivered to Migrant Families Detained Under Bridge in El Paso Parking Lot

EL PASO, TEXAS -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order...

White Nationalism Ban Briefly Brings Down President’s Facebook Page

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- This week, Facebook announced sweeping new policy...

Mexico Says They’ll Pay for U.S. Special Olympics Team

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Federal Government of Mexico has stepped-in...

Barr Says Mueller Report Exonerates Hillary Clinton for Benghazi, Uranium One, Assassin Career

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- First Attorney General William Barr summarized the Robert...

AG Bar Says Mueller Report Exonerates Jussie Smollett

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The topsy-turvy, freewheeling, unpredictable nature of the major...

Barr Says Mueller Report Exonerates Trump for Saying Mexico Would Pay for Border Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General Barr is not done exonerating President...

William Barr Writes 4 Page Letter Summarizing Harry Potter Novels and Exonerating Voldemort

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr has only been back...