Yearly Archives: 2019

6 Inanimate Objects Smart Enough to Know They’re Breaking the Law and 1 Donald Trump Jr.

Yesterday, the world got its first taste of the long-awaited Mueller...

Mueller Report Documents Huckabee Sanders’ Daily Diet: A Trough Full of Bullshit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As Americans continue to read and digest the...

Trump Supporter Outraged Mueller Report Doesn’t Mention Benghazi Even Once

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Jethro...

French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral

VILLE OÙ LES FEMMES DANSENT NUES, FRANCE, FRANCE -- Firefighters battling...

AG Barr: “The President Can Murder Ten People If He’s Feeling Stressed Out Enough”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the Mueller Report is still, at the...

Trump Outraged Barr Forgot to Redact His Family’s Secret Snake Oil Recipe from Mueller Report

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is reportedly in a state...

Trump Wanted to Drop Detained Immigrants at Local Taco Bells and Del Tacos

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump has faced stiff backlash from Democratic...

Arkansas MAGA Supporter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- When Clem O'Connell walked into the Taco Bell...