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Anonymous Staffer Offers to Give the ‘Lewinsky Treatment’ to Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has...
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Trump and DeVos Celebrate Flat Earth Day With Special Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump hosted the annual White...
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Anonymous Staffer Offers to Blow Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has...
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Trump Shouts ‘NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!’ in Every Child’s Face at White House Egg Roll

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump and Third First Lady Melania...
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Agitated Trump Asks Why Jesus Christ ‘Gets Two Birthdays’ and He Only Gets One

MAR-A-LAGO -- Today, before firing off a handful of angry tweets...
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Rudy Giuliani Tells Radio Host ‘There Was Nothing Wrong With a Man Taking His Second Cousin as His First Wife’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's lawyer, former New...
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Trump Says He Cannot Be Impeached for ‘Attempted Crimes’ Like ‘Conspiracy, Obstruction, or Murder’

MAR-A-LAGO -- As Air Force Individual-1 readied to take off from...
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Betsy DeVos Devastated by ‘All the French Neutered Danes’ in Denmark

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump ordered that Education Secretary...
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6 Inanimate Objects Smart Enough to Know They’re Breaking the Law and 1 Donald Trump Jr.

Yesterday, the world got its first taste of the long-awaited Mueller...
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Mueller Report Documents Huckabee Sanders’ Daily Diet: A Trough Full of Bullshit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As Americans continue to read and digest the...
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