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Stephen Miller Wants ‘Brown Skinned’ Americans to Wear Special Sombrero Patches

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Nationalist Insecurity Adviser Stephen Miller is...
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Man Fears Losing Extraction Job at Bovine Fertility Clinic to Automation

TAUREAU VANIR BAY, WISCONSIN -- 42 year old Jack Poolenpud has...
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Joe Biden Offers to Just Push His Old Desk Chair to the White House Next November

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, former Vice-President Joe Biden threw his hat...
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Pelosi Wishes ‘The Founders Had Given Us Some Tool by Which to Hold a President Accountable’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi told reporters...
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President Trump Orders Dictionary to Change “Checks and Balances” to “Presidential Harassment”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A furious President Donald Trump angrily assembled members...
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Trump Asked Jack Dorsey Why His ‘Close, Personal Friend’ @JonnyAmerican4Trump12345 Lost His Twitter Account

WASINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump hosted the CEO of Twitter...
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Trump Says He And Jack Twitter ‘Have a Much Better Understandment of Each Other’ After Oval Office Meeting

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump had a closed-door meeting with...
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5 Reasons Big Blow is Hiding the Windmill Cancer Cure From Us

A couple weeks back, we published an article that contained six...
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Doctors Rushing to Perform Spinal Implants on Congressional Democrats Still on the Fence About Impeaching Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional sources are confirming at the time of...
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Huckabee Sanders Defends Herself: “I Don’t Lie. I Tell Alternative Truths and Untrue Facts”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is once again...
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