Yearly Archives: 2019

Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Bl*wj*bs’ In Obstruction Case Against Trump

WACO, TEXAS -- Ken Starr became a household name while he...

Kentucky GOP Wants to Ban Abortion After Sexual Attraction

THEOCRATIC MOUNTAIN, KENTUCKY --Republicans in the Kentucky legislature have announced they...

Trump Supporter Says Theresa May Had Plenty of Time to Make Breakfast Deal

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and country music sensation...

Donald Trump Jr.’s Book on Hold While Doctors Fish the Crayon Out of His Nose

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The Second Smartest Donald Trump in...

Trump Accuses Pelosi of Sharing Doctored Video That Makes Him Seem Smart

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An outraged and apoplectic President Donald J. Trump...

Alabama Attorney General ‘Looking Into’ Prosecuting God for Miscarriages

LAKE SACDEDOUCHE, ALABAMA -- Alabama's governor has reportedly ordered her state's...

Alabama GOP Wants to Outlaw Scrambled, Fried, or Omelette Eggs

PORT TONTOCOMO UNACAJA DEROCAS, ALABAMA -- In a sleepy Alabama port...

Missouri Dems Propose Classifying Erections That Precede Abortions as Accessories to Murder

TRAPPEDIN, MISSOURI -- Democrats in the Missouri State legislature have proposed a...

Georgia Woman Turns Herself Into Authorities After Miscarrying

PARADIS CHAUVIN COUNTY, GEORGIA -- Authorities are confirming at the time...