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Lahren Bashes Highway Safety Laws While Putting on Her Seatbelt

CHINGADERA CANYON, CALIFORNIA -- In 2017, Fox News contributing racist Tammy...
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Trump Supporter: America is Terrible and Kaepernick Should Honor America Because It’s Perfect

One conservative man's outrage over Colin Kaepernick not standing for the National Anthem.
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Trump Jokingly Refers to Honest Abe’s Wife as “The Lincoln Tunnel”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump was forced to issue a hasty...
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Trump Claims It Was Obama Who Farted on All The Brand New Couches in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In recent days, President Donald Trump has renewed...
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Trump Hires Detective to Find Mitch McConnell’s Russian Birth Certificate and Destroy It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he has...
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McConnell Assures Public He’ll Secure 2020 Election Just as Soon as Putin Says He Can

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, perhaps feeling public...
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This Weeping Man Will Pummel Your Snowflake Ass If You Make Fun of His Dear Sweet President Again!

"Leave Donald Trump alone! You hear me?! Leave my dear, sweet,...
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Trump Campaign Manager Promises His Boss Will ‘Keep America on the White Track’

CHANCHO BANCHO CANYON, ARIZONA -- As he prepares the Donald Trump...
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MAGA Supporter: “It’s Much More Betterer to Not Be Having to Press 1 to Talk American!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star, podcaster, and singer/songwriter...
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Pictures Confirm Black Hole Swallowing Charlie Kirk’s Face

Just a few months ago, scienceticians and more general sciencers among...
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