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Trump Campaign to Hold Amazon Kindle Burning

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- The President Trump re-election campaign has announced that...
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Omar Offers to Pay to Send Rand Paul to a Real Hairdresser

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN) is a lightning...
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“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s Jizz

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A cum soaked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell...
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Barack Obama Endorses Donald Trump for President

SHARIA VOODOO LABORATORY, SOROS BUNKER #1 -- In a truly unforeseen...
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Disney Imagineers Have Begun “Stupid And Prejudiced” Firmware Update of Animatronic Trump

ORLANDO, FLORIDA -- One of the longest running attractions at Walt...
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Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to Let Someone Else ‘Hog All the Glory’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump signed permanent funding for...
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Trump Campaign Debuts New 2020 Slogan: “If She’s Brown, Deport Her Down”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The reelection campaign for President Mushroompenis Trump has...
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Toothless Kentucky Man Would Never Live in Baltimore

CONFEDERATE FALLS, KENTUCKY -- Sebastian Wilmington is a 36 year old...
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Baltimore Rat Feels Right at Home Visiting White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A rat from Baltimore has been in the...
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Hannity Tells Radio Audience He Really Hopes Trump Isn’t A ‘One Term Führer’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- On his radio show this week...
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