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Chrissy Teigen and The DNC Just Unveiled a New 2020 Slogan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee has unveiled a new...
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Sculptor Almost Threw Out a Mitch McConnell That Looked Like an Old Lump of Unused Clay

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A sculptor in the nation's capital almost made...
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President Cancels Plans for Twin Trump Towers in Kabul

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump announced on Twitter over the weekend...
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Taliban Spokesman Says They Weren’t Sure They Wanted to Hang Out With a ‘Religious Kook’ Like Mike Pence Anyway

AFGHANISTAN -- A spokesterrorist for the Taliban announced today that his...
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5 Restaurants You Simply Must Get Food Poisoning From

Not to sound too controversial, but food is pretty important to...
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President Orders ICE to Deport Entertainers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A feud between two entertainers and the President...
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Trump Releases New Photos From His Wedding to First Lady Melania

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States released new...
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Dan Crenshaw Opening Bank That Loans Guns to People on a Hunch

DUMFUQ, TEXAS -- Rep. Dan Crenshaw is opening a bank that...
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Huckabee Sanders Announces Book Title on First Fox News Appearance Since Leaving White House

HOG MOUNTAIN, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee...
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Trump Hereby Orders Every State to Change Its Name to “Alabama”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The other 49 states in the union have...
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