Yearly Archives: 2019

Spicer Already Booked For Next Season of “Dancing With the Lying Kleptocratic Fascist Lawless Dick Burgers”

HOLLYWOOT, CALIFORNIA -- Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has...

Shane Gillis Hired as Trump’s New Speechwriter

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, at a ceremony in the Rose Garden,...

Shane Gillis Apologizes to All The Good Asians He Does Like. Both Of Them.

Alleged comedian Shane Gillis will not be joining the cast of Saturday...

Doctors Unsure Barry Berke’s Foot Can Ever Be Extracted from Lewandowski

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's top doctors aren't sure anything can...

White House Counsel Insists Lewandowski Get to Keep Trump’s Toadstool in His Mouth During Entire Hearing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former Trump campaign manager and central Mueller Report...

Shane Gillis Fired From SNL But Hired by KKK

RACIST MORON VALLEY, PENNSYLVANIA -- This week, a spokesperson for Lorne...

Ben Shapiro Just Really Wants to See Justice Kavanaugh’s Dick, Okay?

Dear Brett Kavanaugh, Ben Shapiro just wants to see your dick, okay?...

A Former President Just Endorsed Donald Trump’s Re-Election Bid

RICHMOND, VIRGINIA -- A former American president has endorsed Donald J....

President Threatens ‘Any American’ That Doesn’t Vote for Him With Class Action Lawsuit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump is going to sue...